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panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

lohanthony:

trmanblck:

*sees source is lohanthony* *continues scrolling*

your loss asshole

officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

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lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society